sassygayalexkralie:

So I may have possibly previously mentioned a certain productivity-enhancing extension so you all know I’m Good for this, right, I know what I’m talking about, I got the goods, slyly opens trenchcoat

It’s 2014 and everyone’s talking about how they’re gonna make it their year – well HabitRPG is one of the best productivity tools I’ve ever used and it makes even the most difficult and laborious of tasks so much easier, and helps beat procrastination like nothing else I’ve ever used.

It’s free, so you might as well give it a try before you go back to school, college, or work!

I’m a pretty big dork, this sounds fun and something worth a try.

lavender-ice:

darthmoonmoon:

doritofu:

hifumiyamadadono:

buttselfie:

nylonsubmissive:

ladydontmind:

freeing-my-mind:

nep-to-the-dubstep:

usbdongle:

raphnarock:

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.

Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

same

same

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

Bones next to the butt are nice

Butt bones are the best bones.

where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling

Basically.

I’m laughing so hard

You’re really a cool guy but I’m just afraid I’ll say the wrong thing or scare you off and I might not have the same cool things to relate to. You’re just too cool for me ;~;

Hey! Been there and nothing wrong with that. won’t tell ya to never be afraid to approach someone or me for that matter. Meeting new people and being unsure can be pretty scary.

Just try not to worry “as much”! Okay?

At the very least you can say you gave it a try/got to talk to said person! No regrets you know? (And good on you for having the courage to do so anon!)

Who knows, (at least from my perspective, i’m hard “not” to get along with really.) maybe there’s more things we can relate to than you originally thought? May never know, at least until you give it a try.

Funny story– Someone i know thought just like this when we first met over livestream, started talking more little by little over skype/steam. A little too “crazy” for me at first with a few things somewhat unrelated from the start. But that someone has become my closest and best friend. They’re basically family to me now the love-able bastard. haha.

Wow, i’m chatty today! Sorry there anon!

☠You seem very much like someone who is both very very busy with what you’re already doing and that busyness makes you standoffish (I can only imagine that it’s because I assume all of the busyness/stress make it hard to be able to spend time dilly-dallying with people who can’t just get to the point they want to make, something that just murders the ability of anxious people to talk)

Ah. Understandable and for that very reason– I really do want/hope the workload that has amassed over time becomes a LOT smaller. Less busy, less stressed and overall more available to those that cant get a hold on me any longer than a few minutes at a time. Would be great to fool around/chat around with new and old folks a lot more without feeling chained by work/guilt. Something I’ve always wanted.